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全美超模大赛第一季
This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing b
- 导演
- Claudia Frank,Bob Schermerhorn
- 主演
- Tyra Banks
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《全美超模大赛第一季》剧情介绍
《全美超模大赛第一季》 This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.
The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)
Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.
If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.
And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...
This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool... 本页同步整理《全美超模大赛第一季》高清播放地址、剧情简介、演员资料和更新时间，方便观众快速了解影片内容。
一、《全美超模大赛第一季》是什么类型的影视作品？
《全美超模大赛第一季》属于欧美综艺类型，2003年在美国地区推出，适合喜欢欧美综艺题材的观众观看。
二、《全美超模大赛第一季》导演和主演是谁？
《全美超模大赛第一季》由Claudia Frank,Bob Schermerhorn执导，Tyra Banks等演员主演。影片在人物塑造、场景调度和情节推进上保持了较完整的类型表达，主演阵容也让故事更具辨识度。
三、《全美超模大赛第一季》有哪些看点？
《全美超模大赛第一季》的看点集中在剧情节奏、人物关系、情绪变化和欧美综艺元素上。影片通过冲突、选择和转折推动故事发展，让观众可以在观看过程中持续获得代入感。
四、《全美超模大赛第一季》适合哪些观众观看？
如果你喜欢美国地区的欧美综艺作品，或者关注Tyra Banks相关影片，那么《全美超模大赛第一季》会是一个值得加入片单的选择。页面还整理了影片年份、地区、演员表和播放线路，方便快速判断是否符合观影口味。
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六、《全美超模大赛第一季》完整资料
《全美超模大赛第一季》是一部欧美综艺作品，导演：Claudia Frank,Bob Schermerhorn，主演：Tyra Banks。本页内容包含《全美超模大赛第一季》剧情介绍、演员表、上映年份、地区信息、更新时间和高清播放地址，方便用户了解影片并继续在线观看。
《全美超模大赛第一季》 This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.
The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)
Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.
If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.
And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...
This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...